CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY RUINED MY LIFE! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK... No one actually.

Why in the hell is everyone so invested in this app. I mean I get that I'm a struggling jazz musician, had a girlfriend who…

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The air is so polluted man. So damn numb, but whatever though. I need something to eat bad! I went to Subway to ask the tourists around for a dollar but only a little girl gave me 75 cents…

There it was, open every Friday night @ 8pm just waiting for the biggest shot caller to enter their playground and play along within the circus; CLUB VENUS. I was one of the only girls at the club that customers…